UNOFFICIAL COMMUNITY MEME
A BLACK BELT. A NEW ARENA.
From the tatami to the Élysée. French judo legend Teddy Riner is entering the presidential race, and we’re here for the memes.
PALMARÈS
- Wins in a row, 2010 to 2020
- 154
- World titles, a record
- 11
- Olympic gold medals
- 5
- Tall. Hard to miss.
- 2.04m
We imagined what happens when a judo legend gets the keys to the Élysée. First, the handover. Then, a cabinet full of white belts.
IMAGINED FIRST DAY
NEW KEYS. SAME BLACK BELT.
Thanks, Emmanuel. We’ll take it from here.
EVERYONE STARTS AS A WHITE BELT.
First order of business: learn how to fall.
$RINER ON SOLANA
THE CONTRACT
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